aries: magical pony with the rage of a thousand suns
taurus: nice but secretly the devil
gemini: do u even kno how to shut up
cancer: drama queen
leo: ur ego is bigger than ur entire body
virgo: nERD
libra: u flirt with everyone. boys. girls. urself. ur food. it makes everyone uncomfortable
scorpio: ur hot shit and u kno it but u scare everybody
sagittarius: i can't tell if ur really nice but secretly a bitch or a bitch but secretly really nice
capricorn: trash
aquarius: what a fucking weirdo
pisces: i could literally punch u in the face and still not be able to get ur full attention
