Someone: insults soccer
Endou and Tenma: "What the soccer did you just soccering say about me, you little soccer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Raimon Middle School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Fifth Sector, and I have over 300 confirmed goals. I am trained in harsh weather and I’m the top scorer on the entire team. You are nothing to me but just another player. I will wipe you the soccer out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my soccering words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, soccerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your soccer. You’re soccering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hissatsu you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in avatar armed, but I have access to the entire equipment of Raimon Middle School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soccer off the face of the continent, you little soccer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your soccering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will soccer fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re soccering dead, kidou."













